JAMAICAN JOKE 1

A lady crash in a man driving a car an told the police dis:
Lady:Mawning offica
Officer:Mawning Maam
Lady:I'm here to report an accident
Officer:talk Maam
Lady:Offica, mi seh mi a cum enuh, and wen mi realise di man a cum 2, mi start blow di man, an all di blow mi a blow di man, him still cum inna mi.
Officer:Lady it luk like a sex argument u a talk bout.
Lady:No offica, but luk how di man mash up di whole a mi front

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